My friend need a new job - This is his resume
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03/11/08 | 09:57:48 pm |
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Resume
Date prepared: 9 March 2008(12.00 am)
Personal Particular
Name: Samy Vellu
Age: 72
Sex: Male
Race: Please see my name
Correspondence address: Kementerian Kerjaraya, Putra Jaya.( Not valid after 10 March 2008)
Contact Number: N/A
Highest Education
1. LCE @ Sijil Rendah Pelajaran Malaysia (SRP)
Working Experience
1. As work minister for 30 years
2. MIC leader for 30 years
Achievements:
1. Increase Toll fee & set up new toll
2. Proposal to solve Parliament building water leakage issue-(Project failed due to technical error, not my fault)
3. Proposal to Solve traffic congestion in Penang bridge by introducing Helicopter to lift the break down / accident car ( Project cancel due to technical error, not my fault)
4. Won in Election (Sg. Siput) for 30 years consecutive. (Lost in 2008 election due to technical error, not my fault)
Personal Strengths:
1. Good interpersonal skill – Able to communicate well & respect by all level of people.
2. Good problem solving skill – by denying all faults
Expected salary: Not important (As long as I get a job…)
References:
1. HINDRAF members
2. People of Sungai Siput
source - forwarded emails, fixed a bit here and there 
Comments
yuki [Visitor]
Permalink 03/13/08 @ 10:11 Cibailang, pls update often. I really love ur work. :)Gin [Visitor]
Permalink 05/02/08 @ 07:36 I can't say I love or hate your works... sometimes it's so demeaning... and sometimes it's just so true... I wish you can update as often as possible though... cheers.
